full name: Bernard Peng

birthdate: 01/01/87

birthplace: ann arbor, michigan

broken someones heart: nah

broken a bone: nah

cried in school: 7th grade when some kid stole my gushers...lol i found out i had them in my pocket the whole time

drank alcohol: every birthday

gotten high: i can't remember

do you believe in love at first sight: nope cuz wut do blind ppl do

god: sure

horoscopes: they are accurate

ghosts: BOOOO

aliens: definitely

heaven: every A-day morning when i exercise the laws of physics of my breakfast in the stall

hell: lol everytime that woman opens her mouth...jk

coke or pepsi: pepsi

sprite or 7up: sprite

flowers or candy: candy cuz it tastes better

blondes or brunnettes: you can't see in the dark anyways

your good luck charm: boxers with lesbians in bikinis

the worst music you have ever heard: can't remember

favorite color: pass

favorite show: pass

favorite juice: duck sauce biatch!

favorite holiday: Thanksgiving

favorite breakfast food: pancakes

season: fall cuz its nice and cool and orange

*do you ever*

sit by the phone all night: no

 wish you were someone else: nope

stay up all night: bernard gets his beauty sleep every nite...does it show? no

*have you ever*

stolen something: "borrow"

lied: its only lying if u think its a lie

skipped class: of course

cheated: its only cheating if u get caught

killed someone: ...no

*favorites*

favorite bands: third eye blind and our lady peace

soda: pepsi

is this survey too long: positive

Spell your first name backwards -  d...shit

The story behind your xanga user name - i was eating a peanut better jelly sandwich

Where do you live - hoco MD

4 words that sum you up -  The Essence of Virility

DESCRIBE:

Wallet - its brown with rubber bands and super glue

Hairbrush - no brush

Toothbrush - white and blue

Jewelry worn daily - negative

Pillow cover - its drooled covered

Blanket - its got some leaves

Coffee cup - its styro-foam

Sunglasses - they r black

Favorite top - equal rights to all shirts

Tattoos - negative

Piercings - negative

What you are wearing now - tiger print bikini

Makeup - nah

WHO or WHAT (was/is/are)

In my mouth - a long, hard, rough, retainer

In my head - guts

Wishing - What or Who (was/is/are) wishing? im sure a lot of ppl are wishing

After this -  dunno

Talking to - short and ugly

Eating - a mint

Fetishes - BIG WOMEN...more cushion for the pushin jkjk

If you could get away with it and murder anyone, and for what reason -  hmmm

Is next to you - my duct tape wallet

Some of your favorite movies - haha Italian Job, Krusty Goes back to Pole-land and Throbbin Wood

Something you're looking forward to in the upcoming month - going FISHING

The last thing you ate - potato chips

Something that you are deathly afraid of - heights

Do you like hot wax - i dunno

Do you like incense - no i ain't west virginian

Do you like the taste of blood - taste like burning

Do you believe in love - of course

Do you believe in soul mates - that ugly dike has to marry some one rite

Do you believe in love at first sight - of course

Do you believe in forgiveness - shit yea

What do you want done with your body when you die - bernard never dies

Who is your worst enemy - my fish fluffy

Can you eat with chopsticks - yes

What are some of your favorite candy - runts, gummy bears, twix, snickers...

What's something you wish you could understand better - the mind of the useless skin around the vagina

Anyone you miss that you haven't seen in a long time - old wacmacs ppl

What's one thing you want to make happen for tomorrow - microwave my ravioli